Anyway, Dill started out this Master Cleaning for I think two weeks, but he only made it through about 6 days. The son of a bitch looked gray by the end! Super awesome. He actually made it through the first two or three days without smoking, but he cracked and started sucking them down like that weird lemonade he was sucking down. Said he read up on the diet and it was supposed to be better than the grapefruit diet, whatever that means. We're big suckers for this stuff though, the both of us, so I can't call it into question too much, Anyway, Dill lost a few pounds but he ended up looking even doughier than before. I think his complexion improved a little though, so that's something.

I work with a chick who did the master cleanse last year and afterward she just swears by it, thinks it worked wonders and "jump-started" her metabolism or some crap. I wouldn't much know the difference since she weighs about 70 pounds anyway, but whatever. So, the master cleanse for weight loss... eh, I don't know. I'm not sold. And Dill doesn't much like to talk about it. ROTFL!